[Intro]
[Drums kick in, cocky guitar riff]
[Verse 1]
I thought I nailed it, ten out of ten
King of the sheets at four a.m.
She laughed at my jokes, stole my shirt
I swear I left an impression… it hurt
[Verse 2]
I talked big like I knew my game
Said my name like it meant some fame
I passed out smiling like “this is it”
Yeah, spoiler alert — it wasn’t shit
[Chorus]
One night stand
I thought I was the man
One night stand
Guess I didn’t understand
One night stand
You were gone when I woke up
One night stand
Like I never showed up
[Verse 3]
Sun came up, room felt cold
Empty side, story told
No goodbye, no fake excuse
Just silence screaming “you lose”
[Verse 4]
Checked my phone like a damn cliché
No new texts, no “had fun, okay?”
Just my ego on the floor
Guess I’m not that guy I swore
[Chorus]
One night stand
I thought I was the man
One night stand
Guess I didn’t understand
One night stand
You were gone when I woke up
One night stand
Like I never showed up
[Bridge]
Maybe I talked a little too much
Maybe I thought I had the touch
Turns out confidence don’t mean a thing
When you’re just a funny story
[Final Chorus – Louder, Faster]
One night stand
Yeah I hyped myself up
One night stand
Turns out that wasn’t enough
One night stand
You slipped out, no sound
One night stand
I’m the joke in this town
[Outro]
[Last line shouted]
Still counts, right?!